Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.
Finish the sentence: Do me
a favor and do me
and fucking do me
and then after that you’re going to fucking do me
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
When feminists can’t see blatant use of humour vs reality
wow! It’s almost like feminists might be annoyed by sexist jokes that objectify them!! Crazy!!
i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more
further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked
What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?
"You look pretty today."
"Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."